Politics p.57

Elon Musk said he loves Donald Trump “as much as a straight man can love another man” – 17 very manly reactions, none of that funny business

It took Nigel Farage 2 minutes to ask the question and Keir Starmer 2 seconds to make him look like a dick

Jordan Peterson’s anti-woke rant about paper towel guidance is still one of his greatest self-owns

Kate Hoey trolled Keir Starmer for ‘rushing to have dinner’ with the EU and was schooled into the next Parliament

Richard Tice accused Kay Burley of not being interested in the UK and was gloriously owned into next week

GB News tried to get a fisherman to praise Brexit, but the fisherman was having none of it

Reform MP Richard Tice is against ‘work from home’, so his party’s wfh job vacancies are raising eyebrows

GB News went down the pub to celebrate Brexit but this punter wasn’t buying it and it’s just magnificent

JD Vance trolled Rory Stewart for having a ‘low IQ’ and his comeback had Brits everywhere cheering

You don’t have to be a fan of Iain Dale to cheer his excellent decision to cut off this ranting MAGA idiot

Rupert Lowe shared his idea to boost the UK’s international influence and the country’s facepalm supplies plummeted to critical levels

Lee Anderson took offence at a London ambulance and was burned so badly he’ll need to go to A+E

Kemi Badenoch told Keir Starmer to be a ‘leader not a lawyer’ and his evergreen comeback was a top drawer treat

This German newspaper really wasn’t messing around with Donald Trump – and the furious Maga responses made it even better

Stuart Maconie’s gloriously forensic takedown of Jacob Rees-Mogg is today’s most satisfying thing