Politics p.58

Grant Shapps railed against a submarine’s ‘woke’ name change and ended up blown out of the water

Duncan Bannatyne said the UK wants Trump for PM, and the internet called him out – 14 top reactions

Michael Heseltine’s warning about the dangerous times we live in is totally on-point and a most important watch

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s schoolboy spelling fail saw him owned into next week – and a supremely satisfying read it was too

Kemi Badenoch is fed up with people asking for facts to back up what she says – only 9 replies you need

Liz Truss called for an executive order to ban ‘anti-meritocratic nonsense’ at Oxbridge and was schooled into next year

A Congressman wants to amend the US Constitution so Trump specifically could serve a third term, but not Obama – 13 scholarly rebuttals

An Austrian MEP’s response to Elon Musk’s ‘Nazi salute’ went wildly viral and it’s a vitally important 56 second watch

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott blamed VAT on private schools for her move to Dubai and this A++ response beat all comers

Esther McVey said the Conservatives had a new diversity agenda and it was a glorious self-own

Victoria Derbyshire deserves a medal for keeping her cool while interviewing the infuriatingly patronising Capitol riots ‘shaman’

Lee Anderson praised Donald Trump for ‘ending prounouns’ and ended up schooled into the next parliament

Laurence Fox turned the cringe up to 11 by bleating to Elon Musk that he’d lost a ‘successful 22-year acting career’ because he’s not woke

Isabel Oakeshott is now a non-integrating immigrant in Dubai, and everybody’s irony meters have exploded

Liz Truss shared a boot-licking post about Trump as she arrived in D.C. for the inauguration, and got dragged into next year – 21 vote-winning reactions