Politics p.61

Donald Trump responded to record low polling numbers by selling a $500 ‘Trump Watch’ and everyone agrees it’s time for him to go

Donald Trump dubbed Democrats ‘professional cheaters’ and there aren’t enough mirrors in the world to hold up – 15 vote-winning smackdowns

Zia Yusuf has been bigging himself up as Reform UK’s ‘shadow Home Secretary’ and was ferociously mocked into next year

Peter Mandelson’s arrest caused a satisfying outbreak of schadenfreude on social media – 21 unapologetically savage responses

JD Vance asked for help finding sex offenders and so many people said the same thing he should probably have seen this coming

Trump’s FBI chief Kash Patel partied hard with the US Men’s gold medal-winning hockey team and these 13 A++ takedowns all hit the back of the net

This woman’s especially NSFW response to a pair of Reform UK canvassers just went wildly viral and it’s a supremely satisfying watch

People are convinced this phone-in caller is Donald Trump pretending to be a Maga and we simply can’t stop listening

Nigel Farage was wanging on about being blocked from landing on the Chagos Islands by boat without the required travel permit, and irony entered the chat – 19 blunt fact-checks

The ‘Restore Britain’ campaigns director is telling his followers ‘You are an Anglo Saxon. Act like it’ and was owned back to the Dark Ages

People are roasting the Green Party for doing a party political broadcast from an old-timey living room – 21 of the most savage reactions

Reform UK’s Robert Jenrick got a right kicking on TV over his political flip-flopping and watching him squirm makes for delicious viewing

This woman’s unexpected reason for not voting Green is the most gloriously British thing you’ll see this week

Kemi Badenoch shared the ‘devastating personal news’ that Tom Cruise was leaving London and ended up impossibly owned

Nigel Farage said he’s in no position to help ‘working British people’ and the lack of self-awareness is staggering