Politics p.64

We regret to inform you that Andrea Jenkyns has been singing again – the only nine responses you need

Richard Tice may have dropped his boss right in it, after Susanna Reid tied him in knots over Farage’s stamp duty woes

15 funniest things people are saying about the Clacton house that Farage did or didn’t buy

New details have emerged of the White House UFC cage match next year and these 15 responses perfectly sum up how far the US has fallen

Florida’s surgeon general said lifting vaccine mandates isn’t about data it’s about ‘right or wrong’ – 17 devastating and totally on-point responses

Fox News suffered ‘audio issues’ just as Donald Trump was booed at the US Open and it made the whole thing even funnier

JD Vance tried to praise Donald Trump for his ‘Marine Corps-style leadership’ and he couldn’t even finish his sentence without fact-checking himself into a magnificent self-own

Jeremy Clarkson complained about having to pay Angela Rayner’s wages and was brutally owned into next year

Nigel Farage’s furious response to being asked about the house it turns out he didn’t buy tells you all you need to know about the man

This Reform UK-er defended the Covid conspiracy theorist talking at their conference and was magnificently owned by LBC’s Lewis Goodall and it should be made available on the NHS

This Trump loyalist’s cringeworthy effort to explain away the terrible jobs figures is a masterclass in desperate deflection

Laura Kuenssberg seemed to think Brian Cox was giving Farage a compliment, until he set her straight in no uncertain terms

Andrea Jenkyns singing ‘God Save the Queen’ at Reform UK’s conference speaks volumes about the party’s so-called patriotism – 15 right royal owns

Andrea Jenkyns desperately trying to get a response out of the Reform UK crowd is a simply magnificent watch

Pete Hegseth was asked the legal authority behind the US’s lethal airstrike on a boat in the Caribbean and his answer was a terrifying snapshot of the Trump regime in action