Politics p.70

Jeremy Kyle will be speaking at the Reform UK conference, and not a single person is the slightest bit surprised

Kristi Noem kicked off Trump’s genius plan to make the border wall too hot to climb with black paint – 19 scorching takedowns

There’s not enough facepalm in the world for the bigoted Brits who moved to Benidorm because there are ‘too many foreigners’ in the UK

15 utterly unsurprised reactions to Karoline Leavitt casually dropping that the White House “reconfigured” the DC crime stats to justify sending in the National Guard

This Maga senator’s decision to go seatbelt-free in case of carjackings wasn’t the health and safety triumph he thought

People have been taking a butcher’s at Isabel Oakeshott’s latest hot take, and they’ve decided it’s just offal

A New Jersey Maga politician claimed he’d spoken to dead people, during a rant about mail-in voter fraud – 17 very spirited responses

This epic Donald Trump ramble was so off-message even Fox News tried to cut him off – 18 slack-jawed and totally on-point responses

Pete Hegseth was caught on video struggling to do a proper pull-up and these 15 hilariously brutal responses really don’t pull any punches

JD Vance wasn’t allowed at the grown-ups table during Zelensky’s White House summit and the internet raced to make him the punchline he is

Donald Trump claimed Washington DC’s restaurants have never been busier and these 19 Michelin-starred comebacks were simply delicious

Donald Trump thinks you have to bring your licence plate to vote – these 17 A++ responses have totally got his number

Jonathan Gullis said Brits shouldn’t fly the Palestinian flag and Adil Ray magnificently owned him into next year

No-one did better than John Oliver to nail exactly how badly the Trump-Putin summit went for America (and democracy)

Marco Rubio said the Russia-Ukraine war had nothing to do with the US – 17 especially devastating and totally on-point comebacks