Politics p.74

House speaker Mike Johnson’s rant about an entirely fictional ‘illegal South American rabble rouser’ taking pregnant Americans’ healthcare got all the respect it deserved – 17 first-degree burns

Richard Tice shrugged off the threat of EU steel tariffs by insisting ‘They need us more than we need them’ and it all felt grimly familiar – 17 incredulous reactions

Trump just said ‘We took the freedom of speech away’ and just for once he was actually telling the truth – 17 urgent and frankly essential responses

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott said it wasn’t racist to say she was the only white person on the Tube and these 13 A++ comebacks surely said it best

Pam Bondi threw a next-level hissy fit during her senate hearing but her schoolyard insults instead of answers only prompted more questions about Trump

Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem visited ‘war ravaged’ Portland and the footage was unintentionally hilarious – 17 takedowns direct from ‘Noem-ans Land’

Mike Graham said these protestors putting up flags outside Gary Neville’s hotel was ‘brilliant’ but everyone else saw a humiliating self-own visible form space

Donald Trump’s been lashing out at ‘low IQ’ Democrats over the government shutdown and the fact they’re all women isn’t the only thing they have in common – 17 totally on-point clapbacks

Kemi Badenoch said Terry Pratchett was her favourite author and Pratchett’s daughter’s A++ comeback was the perfect final word

Lord Heseltine’s description of ‘the populist extremism of Farage’ has people shocked to find they completely agree with a Tory

Nick Ferrari wasn’t letting Kemi Badenoch’s plans for the civil service go and even people who don’t like Nick Ferarri were cheering

A proud Little Englander asked if people agreed with the message on this bus stop ‘ad’ and the self-own was so epic they surely can’t be serious

Prepare to cringe yourself inside out at Chris Philp’s mortifying Tory Conference comedy stylings – 17 one-star reviews

Robert Jenrick’s speech about ‘activist judges’ was a Trumpian red flag, and the prop wig was full Partridge – 19 savage owns

We’re impressed by Tony Blair’s honesty in this PMQs exchange – no, really!