Politics p.76

Robert Jenrick took aim at accusations he’s sexist and ended up blowing his own head off in magnificent style

Farage was unable to face questions from Laura Kuenssberg about Trump’s threats to Europe because he was ‘under the weather’ – 15 generous helpings of chinny reckon

A very funny Danish petition trolling Trump with a proposal to buy California has almost 300,000 signatures, and Americans are ready to make a deal

Donald Trump said a “friend” tried Ozempic but he just got fatter, and this “friend” can only be one of two people

People in Denmark and Greenland staged huge protests against Donald Trump, and this one brutally funny sign probably spoke for an entire continent

Tony Blair has been appointed to Gaza’s ‘Board of Peace’ by Trump, and the irony meter just exploded into a million pieces

Nigel Farage was tricked into filming a Cameo video tribute to paedophile singer Ian Watkins, and said ‘thanks for the money’ when he found out

An ITV reporter wouldn’t let Reform UK’s new Scottish leader ignore the question and its response didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

Trump’s attorney general Pam Bondi bragged to Fox News about firing six Minnesota prosecutors but it wasn’t the slam dunk she thought it was

Robert Jenrick is the latest Tory has-been to jump ship to Reform UK, and it saw him mercilessly dragged – 23 best burns

A reporter joyously owned Donald Trump with a real-time fact check and much more of this sort of thing please

Kemi Badenock just ejected Robert Jenrick from the Tory party and the TUC’s A++ response beat all-comers

A reporter called out Trump on the tariff bonanza he promised Americans and his response was page one of his presidential playbook

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was asked who’s funding ICE and her A++ response took every Republican to task

A Dutch far-right anti-immigration activist has been wanging on about being denied entry to the UK, and our irony meter is in overload