Politics p.85

Lee Anderson took offence at a London ambulance and was burned so badly he’ll need to go to A+E

Kemi Badenoch told Keir Starmer to be a ‘leader not a lawyer’ and his evergreen comeback was a top drawer treat

This German newspaper really wasn’t messing around with Donald Trump – and the furious Maga responses made it even better

Stuart Maconie’s gloriously forensic takedown of Jacob Rees-Mogg is today’s most satisfying thing

Grant Shapps railed against a submarine’s ‘woke’ name change and ended up blown out of the water

Duncan Bannatyne said the UK wants Trump for PM, and the internet called him out – 14 top reactions

Michael Heseltine’s warning about the dangerous times we live in is totally on-point and a most important watch

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s schoolboy spelling fail saw him owned into next week – and a supremely satisfying read it was too

Kemi Badenoch is fed up with people asking for facts to back up what she says – only 9 replies you need

Liz Truss called for an executive order to ban ‘anti-meritocratic nonsense’ at Oxbridge and was schooled into next year

A Congressman wants to amend the US Constitution so Trump specifically could serve a third term, but not Obama – 13 scholarly rebuttals

An Austrian MEP’s response to Elon Musk’s ‘Nazi salute’ went wildly viral and it’s a vitally important 56 second watch

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott blamed VAT on private schools for her move to Dubai and this A++ response beat all comers

Esther McVey said the Conservatives had a new diversity agenda and it was a glorious self-own

Victoria Derbyshire deserves a medal for keeping her cool while interviewing the infuriatingly patronising Capitol riots ‘shaman’