Politics p.85

Not that you needed proof, but this old Letterman clip confirms it’s really difficult to differentiate between Donald Trump and a monkey

Turns out Yvette Cooper has got more flags than a flagshagger at a flag convention in Flagland – 23 funniest and totally on-point responses

This appalling exchange captured by Sky News is a horrific snapshot of precisely where the UK is right now

A Nigel Farage fan suffered a meltdown over this English Heritage family photo and was magnificently owned into next year – 14 blue plaque comebacks

A ‘British patriot’ was desperate for this policeman to shake his hand and ended up furiously spitting feathers – 13 funniest and totally on-point responses

Douglas Carswell’s despicable tweet got all the responses it deserved but no-one said it better than the great Adam Kay

Kemi Badenoch’s tale of being offered a place at Stanford University when she was 16 has been completely unravelled …by Stanford

A Reform policy adviser complained that she can no longer get ‘normal bread’, and got owned into next year – 21 bun-derful replies

Nigel Farage blamed Europe for his Essex asylum hotel court defeat and was brutally owned into next week

Jacob Rees-Mogg turned TV investigator to track down asylum seekers for GB News and it’s less Roger Cook, more Roger Cock

Mass deportations, scrapping workers’ rights, and buddying up with the Taliban – 23 votes of no confidence in Reform UK’s five-year plan

‘I’m actually the chief law enforcement officer’ – Donald Trump brazenly says the quiet (and unconstitutional) part out loud

Donald Trump can’t stop yelling at the wind like the doddering old man that he is, and these 17 responses perfectly sum up why that’s a huge problem

This comedian’s apolitical takedown of Donald Trump is as simple as it is brutal, and it clearly struck a nerve with the Maga cult

Jeremy Kyle will be speaking at the Reform UK conference, and not a single person is the slightest bit surprised