Social Media p.3

The Allister Heath headline generator is so convincing, it’s almost as unhinged as the real thing – 23 absurdly Heathian favourites

People are digging up old anti-war tweets from Trump, JD Vance and other MAGA goons after the Iran attack, and the scale of the hypocrisy is truly breathtaking

RFK Jr posted a bizarre video of him working out wearing jeans and boots – 16 weighty responses to lift your spirits

Lucy Connolly seemed to blame London’s crazy drink prices on Sadiq Khan, and the delicious owns had us raising a glass – 17 of the best

21 of the funniest and most eye-opening ‘Low Stakes Conspiracies’ on Reddit

People have been sharing the ‘small things they really really love’, and it’s exactly the wholesome and uplifting read we all need right now – 28 delightful favourites

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

A mega Maga shared a clip supposedly showing ‘the difference between a man’s reality and a woman’s’, and the sheer misogyny saw him dragged into the twenty-first century

A local council had an absolutely savage Facebook response to an ignorant comment about Ramadan and it will honestly restore your faith in humanity

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on his 66th birthday, and the internet went into complete meltdown – 37 majestic reactions

This hilariously sarcastic and well-informed Bedford Council comeback is a masterclass in handling bigots

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Silicon Valley tech bros are glorifying extreme overwork culture (again) and labelling it ‘grindcore’ – 19 top takedowns

‘Without naming the book, tell me a line that readers of it will instantly recognize’ – 22 nailed-on bestsellers

Somebody asked what Oatly should be called now it’s not allowed to be ‘milk’ anymore – 22 legen-dairy ideas