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A poll found that boomers don’t want England to get a Bank Holiday if the Three Lions win the World Cup – 15 generationally savage reactions

An American said the US would kick Europe’s ass in a four-yearly competition of a ‘bunch of sports’ and this Norwegian’s comeback was a proper gold medal winner

This Belgian woman’s top trolling of sour American football fans unable to process their World Cup defeat just gets better and better

This ultimate sore loser American tried to own Belgium with an aircraft carrier and his nation’s humiliation was complete

An anti-woke Trumparian said any US citizen who disagrees with FIFA’s World Cup red card reversal should be deported – 17 totally clean takedowns

A gutted American football fan listed all the things the US is ‘better at’ than Belgium and it was a glorious own goal for the ages

An American football coach said he couldn’t name ‘one thing’ Belgium did better than the US and these people were only too happy to help

Belgium just dumped the US out of the World Cup and their national team’s savage final word on Twitter was so good even Americans applauded it

An anti-woke American saw the upside of the US being dumped out of the World Cup and got gloriously owned by these magnificent two footed tackles

27 funniest and totally on-point things people said about Belgium dumping the USA out of the World Cup

The Belgian team did Trump’s stupid dance as a goal celebration in their 4-1 obliteration of USA, and the rest of the world cheered

A Mexican football fan trolled Liam Gallagher and the Oasis man’s A++ comeback was a proper World Cup winner

The Mexico manager outrageously trolling Anthony Gordon from the touchline was already good but their reactions made it even better

Only one thing could make England’s World Cup win over Mexico even better – and that was Harry Kane’s post match interview

46 favourite reactions to England’s heroic underdogs beating Mexico’s World Cup team and its dreaded altitude