Sport p.4

The BBC’s Danny Murphy went full Partridge mode and told World Cup viewers a sad tale about his cat – 16 purrfect replies

An American footballer turned pundit said the only reason Brits don’t like World Cup ‘hydration breaks’ is because they’re American and Chris Sutton’s response spoke for the nation

An American questioned Stan Collymore’s credentials to critique World Cup ‘hydration breaks’ and Collymore’s A++ response had Brits everywhere applauding

People reckoned David Beckham didn’t exactly look overjoyed to return from the World Cup to take his mum to Wimbledon and the more we watch, the funnier it gets

Nigel Farage congratulated the England team on progressing to the knockout stage of the World Cup and was booted into Row Z – 17 shots on target

This commentator’s furious response to England’s disallowed goal against Germany in the 2010 World Cup is pure Alan Partridge

You don’t have to be a cricket fan to enjoy this wonderfully slapstick clip from a village cricket match

The perfect comedy timing of the advert behind Mbappé will surely never be beaten on a football pitch

England’s goalless World Cup draw with Ghana was an excruciating watch but Alan Shearer’s magnificent takedown of Micah Richards made the whole thing worthwhile

Trump’s Homeland Security tried to brag about the American men’s football team and it turned into the most embarrassing own goal of the World Cup

Sarah Pochin called on England’s footballers to help stop domestic violence and it wasn’t just the wrong end of the telescope, she’s in a totally different universe

Nigel Farage’s leap onto the England World Cup bandwagon looked strangely familiar – 19 yellow cards for simulation

33 shots on target after England’s World Cup campaign gets up and running (contains spoilers)

Donald Trump will get to lift the World Cup trophy with the winning team – 13 A++ responses that all deserve a medal

You surely won’t see a more excited football fan at the World Cup and if we had just 10% of this guy’s enthusiasm we’d be set for life