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Maga cultists paid $600 million in deposits for a gold ‘Trump Phone’ that’s unlikely ever to exist… or be refunded – 17 of the least surprised reactions of all time

Tesla issuing a Cybertruck recall because ‘their wheels may fall off’ must be the perfect metaphor for everything right now – 21 bursts of schadenfreude

Donald Trump said the hantavirus was nothing to worry about but it wasn’t the reassurance he presumably imagined it was – 13 smackdowns to inject into your veins

Marco Rubio gave Pope Leo a crystal football, and everybody wondered what in the gift-shop tat he was thinking – 18 favourite funny responses

Someone suggested cheerleaders were everything ‘progressive feminists hate’ and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

This mega Maga suffered a severe case of Trump voter’s remorse and sympathy was in critically short supply

Surprise, surprise! Donald Trump called ABC’s Rachel Scott “bitch” for questioning his priorities, and the internet responded as one

Trump’s boast about the new 22-foot gold statue of himself at his golf resort is a masterclass in not reading the room – 17 scathing reactions

RFK Jr is Making America Healthy Again by allowing under-18s to use tanning beds – 17 scorching burns

Donald Trump said a lot of people get confused when he says ‘by the sea’ and it said so much more about him than anyone else

Watch Melania, Donald Trump, and a roomful of military mothers all burst out laughing when she claims the president has empathy

This Maga’s Peaky Blinders tattoo just went wildly viral and it’s a magnificent all-time self-own for the ages

An American asked when Europeans are going to realise ‘how poor they are’ and the entirety of Europe responded as one

Turns out it’s harder for Donald Trump to walk a straight line than you might have thought – 14 straight up A++ observations

A schoolgirl just shared her sporting hopes and dreams with Donald Trump and he was just as empathetic as you’d imagine – 9 responses that hit the back of the net