US p.2

Melania Trump just fought her own War of Independence from Donald Trump’s left hand and it’s the only time we could possibly relate to her

King Charles gave Magas a brutal lesson in democracy and the way they obediently lapped it up just made it even better

King Charles turned his speech into a roast with a history joke about Donald Trump’s remodelling of the East Wing – 15 virtual rounds of applause

President Narcissus is plastering his own face on 2026 US passports, and American travellers are every bit as thrilled as you’d expect – 21 stamps of disapproval

A rampant Maga said ‘the left’ can’t stand the fact that Donald Trump ‘looks younger’ than King Charles and was owned into next year

Melania Trump took aim at Jimmy Kimmel after he dared make a joke about her and it was a glorious self-own – 17 people who came clutching receipts

A mega Maga tried to own the libtards for not protesting against King Charles and was spectacularly schooled all the way across the Atlantic

Donald Trump tried to own the King with his yanky handshake thing and just for once the whole of the UK was cheering on King Charles

Trump wants ‘Ice’ changed to ‘Nice’ so people have to call them Nice agents, and there’s not enough WTF in the world – 26 withering counters

An American accused Europeans of ‘medical racism’ for trolling Americans for not walking – 17 all you can eat comebacks

Donald Trump insisted he did not fall over during the Washington press dinner shooting and was fact checked til he farted

This journalist’s epic comeback after Trump got the hump with the shooting suspect’s ‘manifesto’ was hilarious and utterly brutal

Forget the spelling – the real difference between Brits and Americans is their attitude to this legend grabbing the wine as the president was rushed to safety

Trump and the MAGA cultists are using the White House correspondents’ dinner shooting to justify building Trump’s $400m ballroom, and now people smell a conspiracy

This insane list of Donald Trump’s rambling posts from just one night proves that the president is clearly a few Truths short of a Social