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An American comedian put a spin on the revolving doors of 10 Downing Street that made us thank our lucky stars

Donald Trump couldn’t remember the word for ‘video’ and his attempt to think of something else only made it worse

A mega Maga complained about the ‘suspiciously green bananas’ at Zohran Mamdani’s city-run discount grocery store and got schooled in how fruit works – 19 top takedowns

A Trump family lawsuit led Capital One to reveal it closed their accounts on suspicion of money laundering, if you were wondering what shooting your own foot looked like

Donald Trump’s gold obsession has reached peak tackiness with the $5 million makeover of these Washington DC statues

Donald Trump said he ‘knows Europe better than the people who run it’, and the chinny reckon was visible from space

Donald Trump posted an AI image of himself dressed as Elvis, if you were wondering how focused he is on doing his actual job

Donald Trump boasted that talent won him his 43rd golf title at one of his own clubs, and the chinny reckon was visible all the way to the 19th hole

The Tate brothers complained about the lack of nail clippers in prison, and the internet’s sympathy reserves hit a new low – 17 savagely sarcastic reactions

There’s not enough facepalm in the world for this Fox News presenter being fact-checked to his face for stating that pigeons don’t lay eggs

This befuddled American’s complaint about buying coffee in England is a next level head scratcher for the ages

Elon Musk plans to spend at least $100 million to boost Republicans’ chances in the midterms – 19 votes of no confidence

Donald Trump chose Lindsey Graham’s eulogy to have an unprecedented attack of honesty at the senator’s expense

Andrew Tate’s claim to have received thousands of letters from the UK telling him he’s a hero smashed the World Chinny Reckon record by a mile – 18 funniest reactions

Donald Trump wants to carpet bomb Iran with tariffs and it’s not the weapon of mass destruction he thought it was