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President Peace Prize told Ukraine they should ‘just end the war’, in case you were wondering what skilled negotiations look like

This Italian’s ‘day in the life of an American’ is hilariously, devastatingly relatable – and not just for Americans

Ted Cruz took aim at Communist leaders who are ‘always billionaires’ and it was a glorious self-own that money can’t buy

Donald Trump tried to toss a Tic Tac into his mouth and it was a mission failed supremely successfully

Donald Trump appearing to fall asleep was already good but it was the look on the face of the guy behind him that really caught people’s imagination

This Trump cultist told the Good Liars that Trump has ended eight wars – then came a massive cropper trying to back it up

Andrew Tate had a message for supporters outside his secure unit, and got bodied by the Community Note – 17 replies dripping in schadenfreude

Donald Trump’s claim that there were no planes in his father’s day is yet another mind-boggling classic for the Trump Fake History archive

Pete Hegseth’s Department of War made a most unfortunate schoolboy error and the mockery was just as merciless as they deserved

President Zelenskyy says Russia is helping Iran target US bases, but Trump says he’ll double check that… with Putin! 16 furious clapbacks

Donald Trump was savagely heckled at one of his own rallies and his comeback didn’t land as well as he presumably hoped

CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins had the very best response after Donald Trump tried to humiliate her for not smiling enough

Donald Trump had to congratulate these award-winning journalists for their presidential Jeffrey Epstein scoop and it should be made available on prescription to everyone, everywhere

Donald Trump mocked CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins for not smiling and these 19 comebacks put a smile on everyone’s face except Trump

Donald Trump explained just why he was a world-leading expert on all things Venezuela and it didn’t speak volumes about the man, it bellowed them