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The White House tried to reassure Americans that it’ll all be okay in the end and had precisely the opposite effect – 14 crushing comebacks

Donald Trump tried to convince everyone that his four cognitive tests prove he has ‘extreme intelligence’, but reality begged to differ – 21 clapbacks

Trump’s top economic advisor said people are paying more for fuel because they’re just so optimistic about the future – 15 premium grade clap backs

This American made the mistake of not treating English mustard with the respect it deserves and it’s eye-wateringly hilarious

American anti-wokers tried to use AI to mock the idea of a woman president and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

This Democratic lawmaker’s A++ takedown of Donald Trump just went wildly viral and it’s 41 seconds of brutal beauty

Donald Trump said most Americans didn’t know how to spell ‘dumb’ and the comebacks really did write themselves

Maga lost it over the Democrats’ very NSFW comeback to Stephen Miller’s transphobic trolling, and there’s not enough irony in the world

RFK Jr picking up jittery snakes and repeatedly getting bitten tells us all we need to know about the fine minds in charge of the US right now

Elon Musk called Hitler a ‘hardcore Socialist’, and history wanted a quick word – 17 blistering corrections

Donald Trump posted some AI slop of himself throwing Stephen Colbert into a dumpster, and got absolutely dragged – 17 best burns

Trump says he would have ‘won California’ if Jesus had counted the votes, and there’s not enough ‘Sure, Jan’ in the world – 15 brutal corrections

17 favourite clapbacks to Donald Trump’s ironic revelation that ‘a lot of people’ didn’t know there was a ‘b’ in dumb

The New York Times described the exploded SpaceX rocket’s mission as ‘mostly successful’, and the takedowns were out of this world – 21 scathing reactions

A Republican lawmaker just suggested the January 6 Capitol attack was ‘staged’ and it’s a terrifying 39 second glimpse into where Trump’s America might go next