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Elon Musk is on course to be the world’s first trillionaire by 2027, and people think it’s a bit rich – 17 priceless responses

Donald Trump said he cut off Jeffrey Epstein but not for the reasons you’d imagine – 9 stunned responses that say it best

Trump’s “I didn’t have the privilege of going to Epstein’s island” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt

This Brit reporter wasn’t letting Epstein go at Trump’s big EU trade deal and Trump’s response made it even better

A Maga claimed this European had ‘zero idea’ about Trump’s EU trade deal and their A++ comeback was simply magnificent

We regret to inform you that Trump has been wanging on about ‘windmills’ again – 18 favourite reactions

‘Somebody could’ve written a letter and used my name’ – Donald Trump ducked a question about his birthday letter to Epstein and Twitter pounced – 17 sceptical takedowns

Donald Trump got called out to his face for making up numbers, and it’s a very satisfying watch – 23 delighted reactions

Republicans plan to rename the Kennedy Center Opera House in honour of Melania Trump, and it’s gone down as well as you’d expect

Donald Trump was ‘told he was in the Epstein Files’ two months ago, and Project Deflection is about to hit DEFCON 1

‘Take a look at that and stop talking about nonsense’ – Trump’s latest Epstein Files deflection sees him accuse Barack Obama of treason

Jon Stewart brought out a whole choir to tell CBS what he thinks of them for cancelling Stephen Colbert’s show – and it’s gloriously NSFW

In 2013, Donald Trump publicly berated Barack Obama for trying to change Washington’s NFL team name, and there’s not enough irony in the world

‘If Trump was in Lord of the Rings’ adds more than a touch of hilarious magic to the President’s inane ramblings

Donald Trump told sports teams to restore the racist names they’ve ditched, and failed Deflection From Epstein 101