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18 savage side-eyes at Donald Trump’s weird rambling announcement about replacing the ‘exhausted’ grass in Washington DC

Karoline Leavitt said Trump was ‘honoured’ to welcome Putin to America and the world blinked in disbelief

JD Vance reveled in having Disneyland shut for his family holiday and got all the responses he deserved

Brits used a van to troll JD Vance during his holiday in the UK and the Maga fury it prompted made it so much funnier

In ‘America used to be a serious country’ news, Karoline Leavitt says ‘Big Balls’ may get the Presidential Medal of Freedom

As US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr slashes funding for vaccine research …

This wildly NSFW rant about how Magas should be treated in the U.S. will have you cackling between all of the good points it makes

Pete Hegseth was asked where all the homeless people in Washington DC will go and his 5-word answer is the very essence of Trump’s second administration

Donald Trump said it was only farmland that stopped Russia sweeping into Kyiv and was fact checked into next year

We regret to inform you that Lara Trump has been strangling a Tom Petty classic within earshot of people again – 15 very honest reviews

Donald Trump confused Russia with Alaska and we’re not exactly hopeful about his Putin summit right now – 13 brutally on-point responses

Henry Winkler had the very best response to the idea that women were scared to wear jeans until that Sydney Sweeney ad

Donald Trump has sent the National Guard to police ‘lawless’ Washington DC, as crime levels hit a 30-year low – 27 votes of no confidence in the President

Trump keeps saying he’s going to Russia when he means Alaska, and people are wondering if he’s handing over more than Ukraine to his BFF Putin

This dystopian AI video of the grand opening of Trump’s new White House ballroom doesn’t pull its punches