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Trump was asked if he was ‘disappointed’ Putin didn’t show up and his response was a textbook example of his presidency

Donald Trump’s most unfortunate backseat hand gesture is today’s funniest 3 seconds

Donald Trump said no-one uses the word ‘groceries’ any more – 13 funniest and totally on-point responses in your bagging area

Donald Trump just said Hitler made a speech at the Eiffel Tower and was schooled into next year

Donald Trump tried to shrug off Putin’s peace talks no-show and was owned into next week

Robert F Kennedy Jr was given a hilarious jump scare by a Senate hearing protestor and everyone made the same joke

Robert F Kennedy Jr had a once-in-a-lifetime moment of self-awareness and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Donald Trump’s been bigging up his Qatari hosts and this exchange in particular had global supplies of cringe plunging to record lows

A Democrat broke out his ‘bullsh*t detector’ when Kristi Noem refused to admit Trump had shared a doctored image of a man they illegally deported

An American conservative compared Trump’s $400m jumbo jet gift from Qatar to the Statue of Liberty and was schooled into next year

Jesse Watters gave RFK Jr’s dip in ‘Crap Creek’ the all-clear and it was a facepalm visible from space

Donald Trump frantically tried to both salute and shake hands with a long line of Saudi generals and we thought he was going to implode with the effort

The Saudis rolled out a mobile McDonald’s especially for Donald Trump – 17 supersized reactions

Donald Trump took a very public snooze during his big Saudi signing session – 18 zzzzingers

Donald Trump wandered off in the wrong direction at the Saudi Arabia deal signing, and people are patiently waiting for the media pile-on