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Donald Trump has announced his plan to reopen Alcatraz to house ‘the most dangerous criminals’ – 21 damning verdicts

You won’t be surprised to learn that John Oliver’s fact-check of RFK Jr.’s health statistics unearthed some …inaccuracies

Marco Rubio just said the German government was anti-democratic and their epic clap back was simply brutal

Donald Trump just posted a picture of himself as the Pope – 17 totally biblical takedowns

JD Vance blamed Trump’s economic slump on Joe Biden and these Americans were having none of it – 13 devastating takedowns

Robert F Kennedy Jr said the MMR vaccine contained ‘aborted foetus debris’ and was schooled into the next millennium

Texas wants to officially ban schoolchildren from dressing as cats and using litter boxes, but can’t give a single example of it actually happening

People think there’s something cult-like about these Christian leaders praying and singing over Trump – not a typo

Elon Musk continues to be the unfunniest man alive by breaking a golden rule of comedy – 13 takedowns you can’t top

Attorney general Pam Bondi just claimed Trump saved 258 million American lives and even JD Vance looked embarrassed – 14 killer takedowns

You can almost hear the Fox News camera operator go ‘Yikes!’ as they realised what was happening here

Donald Trump got Harvard mixed up with Harlem on this TV phone-in and even for him, it’s a properly jaw-dropping listen

Donald Trump was called out on just one aspect of his never-ending BS and it was simply magnificent

The wonderful moment Donald Trump was asked about the Declaration of Independence really does tell you all you need to know

Pete Hegseth posted a rant about getting 100 per cent negative coverage, and the internet explained why