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The White House used Twitter to warn everyone against retaliation and got all the scorn they deserved – 17 funniest and most devastatingly on-point replies

Donald Trump still doesn’t know political asylum and insane asylum are two different things and it’s a proper brain wobbler

Donald Trump had a ‘wall’ metaphor for his humiliating tariff climbdown and the only wall is the one you’ll be banging your head against

This hilarious Naked Gun clip went viral and it’s as good a take on what Trump’s just done as you will ever see

Donald Trump is making showers great again with an executive order to fight the war on water pressure

Maga is yelling “Art of the Deal” after Donald Trump’s nerve gave out on tariffs, and the chinny reckon is visible from space – 26 sceptical responses

An American motorist trolled Brits for their lack of ‘driving endurance’ and the entirety of Blighty replied as one

Steve Coogan trolled Republicans who think Jesus agrees with them and it got Magas hellish hot under the collar

Elon Musk was brutally trolled when he livestreamed himself gaming and it’s the funniest thing you’ll watch this week

Donald Trump said these miners would much rather dig for coal than live in a 5th Avenue apartment and the entire internet begged to differ

Watch this Maga politician’s highly relatable NSFW Freudian slip as he hyped up Trump at a swanky Republican fundraiser

Donald Trump said world leaders were queuing up to ‘kiss my ass’ over tariffs and was given the bum’s rush – 17 winning comebacks

Jesse Watters has added to his list of things that turn men into women, and this time it’s ‘sitting behind a screen all day’

Donald Trump’s weird rant about Hamas and ‘signs of love’ in Nazi Germany was an extraordinary jaw-dropper even for him – 13 flabbergasted responses

Donald Trump is ‘planning a 92 million-dollar military parade’ on his birthday, and we’re all waiting for D.O.G.E. to intervene