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Fox host Jesse Watters responded to Gavin Newsom’s dyslexia by saying he doesn’t want a president who can’t read, and the internet had news for him

Trump’s polling numbers are the lowest they’ve ever been, and his reaction was exactly the whiny tantrum you’d expect – 17 scathing clapbacks

A man questioned whether Jennifer Lopez should dress like this at her age and you don’t have to be a woman to appreciate these A++ replies (but it’ll help)

Donald Trump said he’s sending Greenland a hospital ship and the Greenland PM’s A++ comeback owned an entire superpower

This unofficial ‘Who’s Who’ guide to the top figures in the Trump administration is as hilarious as it is informative

Donald Trump claims he’s sending a hospital boat he doesn’t have to Greenland, which doesn’t need it – 22 sick burns

Nothing to see here. Just Donald Trump telling the inaugural Board of Peace forum that he doesn’t like ‘young, handsome men’, because he likes women

People discovered that 12 per cent of Americans think Joan of Arc was married to Noah, and the mockery was biblical – 19 favourites

Elon Musk suggested that people share their medical records with Grok, and even Grok said that was a big, fat no-no

JD Vance’s attempt at a joke about AOC caused levels of tumbleweed previously unseen by human eyes, and her comeback absolutely smoked him

People reckon Karoline Leavitt just dropped Donald Trump right in it and the satisfaction was off the scale

JD Vance said all AOC does is ‘mouth slogans someone else gives to her’ and it backfired to spectacular effect

Karoline Leavitt said “It’s obviously true because I’m saying it up here”, and even she couldn’t keep a straight face – 19 helpings of Grade A chinny reckon

JD Vance was asked if he’d run for president and his D- answer suggests he probably shouldn’t

JD Vance just trolled the whole of Europe and these Europeans bit back in spectacular style