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Trump’s boast about the new 22-foot gold statue of himself at his golf resort is a masterclass in not reading the room – 17 scathing reactions

RFK Jr is Making America Healthy Again by allowing under-18s to use tanning beds – 17 scorching burns

Donald Trump said a lot of people get confused when he says ‘by the sea’ and it said so much more about him than anyone else

Watch Melania, Donald Trump, and a roomful of military mothers all burst out laughing when she claims the president has empathy

This Maga’s Peaky Blinders tattoo just went wildly viral and it’s a magnificent all-time self-own for the ages

An American asked when Europeans are going to realise ‘how poor they are’ and the entirety of Europe responded as one

Turns out it’s harder for Donald Trump to walk a straight line than you might have thought – 14 straight up A++ observations

A schoolgirl just shared her sporting hopes and dreams with Donald Trump and he was just as empathetic as you’d imagine – 9 responses that hit the back of the net

RFK Jr said Donald Trump could do a 50-mile hike, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world – 21 highly sceptical reactions

A Texan said it was ‘time to make the Europeans jealous’ and these homegrown comebacks were simply sparkling

Donald Trump tried standing up for a full 30 seconds and you can see why he’s always sat down in the Oval Office

An American professor took issue with our plastic bottle tops and these A++ comebacks will make you proud to be European

Donald Trump shared a meme of himself ‘holding all the cards’, and the world explained the rules of Uno – 19 scathing owns

Donald Trump said all presidential candidates should take a cognitive exam or else “you’re stuck with a man who’s a moron”, and truly the call is coming from inside the house

‘What’s socially acceptable in the US but not in the UK’ – 40 stateside habits that really don’t translate across the Atlantic