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JD Vance had a question for everyone not letting the Epstein story drop and it was a glorious self-own so big you could see it from the moon

The man who wrote a Trump presidency into the Simpsons in 2000 went full prophet to predict his imminent downfall

Podcast bro Theo Von was shocked at JD Vance’s Epstein U-turn and Twitter couldn’t race to say “I told you so” fast enough

Donald Trump claimed he’d made Coke great again and if it was an attempt to distract from Epstein then Gavin Newsom’s A++ comeback really burst his bubble

Donald Trump has managed to squeeze yet more gold into the Oval Office, and the internet dragged His Supreme Tackiness – seventeen 24-carat nuggets

Donald Trump tried to put the Epstein ‘hoax’ behind him and the more he says the worse it gets in this jaw-dropper of a 2-minute rant

Trump berated the idiot who appointed the chair of the Federal Reserve and the punchline was predictable but no less magnificent for it

Donald Trump’s entirely fact-checkable tale of how his uncle taught the Unabomber at MIT fell to pieces like a Trump University degree

Can somebody get a translator for this incoherent Donald Trump quote? Trying to guess what any of these numbers mean is surely a trillion to one shot

Donald Trump says it’s okay for him to rig elections, but if California tries something similar, it’s outrageous corruption – 18 vote-winning comebacks

Donald Trump claimed the Epstein files were made up by Biden and Obama and global chinny reckon supplies hit critical lows – 14 totally on-point comebacks

It took just one minute for this mouthy Maga to get absolutely owned – and he didn’t even know it

A certain type of man’s been trolling Jennifer Love Hewitt for daring to grow older and got all the damning responses they deserved

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to ban ‘weather modification and geoengineering of all kinds’ and of all the A++ responses this one hit hardest

An American accused ‘desperate’ Brits of copying their city names and was schooled all the way across the Atlantic and back