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This vividly insulting description of Donald Trump is the most brutal summary of the US president you’ll ever read

Donald Trump said some American cities were too dangerous to hold World Cup games – 17 responses kicking his nonsense straight into touch

The US Government has been quietly rehiring people fired in the Doge slash-and-burn exercise, if you were wondering how efficient the Department of Government Efficiency actually was

Donald Trump ‘couldn’t believe’ ABC gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back and whoever wrote the talkshow hosts’s A++ comeback deserves an extra big pay raise

Fox News is still treating Donald Trump’s broken escalator as a 5-alarm crisis but their concerned takes are just an endless parade of self-owns

JD Vance wants you to stop calling people ‘Nazi’ and basically the entirety of the internet said the same thing

Karoline Leavitt was totally shook by a reporter’s suggestion that Trump might be profiting from his presidency – 13 gold-plated comebacks

A Maga bigged up Donald Trump’s pizza-carrying prowess and this super spicy comeback will not be topped

The White House’s replacement of Joe Biden’s portrait with a photo of an auto-pen has people wondering if the country is being run by eight-year-olds – 19 withering put-downs

That Trump escalator fail was already good but the eye-bulging anger of these furious Magas took it to a whole new level

Jimmy Kimmel’s returning monologue wasn’t just great, it was essential and this bit in particular went wildly viral

Whoever wrote Jimmy Kimmel’s joke about the condition Disney imposed before letting him back on air, take the rest of the year off

Donald Trump blamed 175,000 deaths in Europe a year on lack of air con and these Europeans were only too happy to put him straight

Donald Trump hasn’t just changed his tune on Ukraine – he’s changed his entire musical (for now)

The BBC’s epic fact check of Donald Trump’s UN speech just went wildly viral and all these Americans said the same thing