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Elon Musk claimed people hate him because he threatens the ‘woke mind parasite’, and the internet set him straight – 21 top comebacks

“It’s only because of the USA that the French are not speaking German.” White House press sec demands gratitude from France – 18 facepalms

A woman felt sorry for Elon Musk so they took donuts to their local Tesla showroom – 13 lip-smacking comebacks

Donald Trump ‘won’ the Trump International Golf Club Championship …for the 27th time

Rupert Lowe shared a picture of his grandkid and Elon Musk’s especially freaky reply had people weirding out into next week

Maga fury was off the scale after a woman was turfed out of a bar for wearing a Trump hat and these responses said it all

Donald Trump said the US was ‘subsidising’ Canada to the tune of $200bn a year and he got his economics so wrong it hurts

15 favourite comments about Donald Trump acting as a very expensive babysitter for Elon Musk’s four-year-old son

RFK Jr. can’t pronounce riboflavin, doesn’t know it’s vitamin B2, and wants to ban it from food – 14 resounding facepalms

Donald Trump is slapping a booze tariff on Europe and of all the funny comebacks Paul Sinha said it best

The red carpet rolled out by Canada for Marco Rubio was next level trolling and people loved it

Donald Trump was hit in the face with a microphone and his obvious fury (and these raging Magas) made it so much funnier

JD Vance made a joke about his wife and it totally weirded everyone out – 14 bewildered reactions that say it all

Donald Trump’s been wanging on about the ‘artificial line’ between Canada and the US and ended up schooled into next year

Donald Trump said his booze tariff was ‘great for the wine and champagne businesses in the US’ and was fact checked ’til he farted