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JD Vance’s response when Volodymyr Zelenskyy asks if he’s actually been to Ukraine is the very essence of what Ukraine (and the whole world) is up against

Never mind Keir Starmer, let’s take a moment to remember when America discovered the kebab

Someone tried to explain to Trump just how his beloved tariffs actually work and it ended as well as you thought it would

Keir Starmer fact-checked Donald Trump ’til he farted and it was that rarest of things – Trump (briefly) lost for words

JD Vance trolled Keir Starmer over freedom of speech and was brutally owned all the way back across the Atlantic

Gaslighting or cognitive impairment? Trump distances himself from his ‘Zelenskyy is a dictator’ comments

This Maga’s faith in anti-vaxxer health secretary RFK Jr was a world-beating self-own of the highest order

Anti-vaxxer RFK Jr said there was nothing to worry about the measles outbreaks in the US right now and was schooled into the sun

Donald Trump ran the numbers on his $5m ‘gold card’ scheme and it went just as well as you’d imagine it would

A cost-cutting Maga said they should make it a 3-sided Pentagon but couldn’t think of a name for it and you’ll be facepalming into next year

Donald Trump asked his cabinet who didn’t like Musk – in front of Elon Musk – and if ever a moment captured the White House right now, it’s this

This video compilation of Donald Trump boasting about his superior knowledge pretty much sums him up

Elon Musk admitted cancelling an ebola-prevention programme by accident, and there was a severe outbreak of WTF – 19 stunned reactions

Elon Musk said planes should fly in a straight line and was owned all the way into economy class and beyond

Trump’s FBI pick once trolled Stephen King and it was an epic self-own that might very well tell you all you need to know