JD Vance is still wanging on about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs – 15 funniest and most on-point comebacks

Someone asked whether he should use the hotel kettle and the horrifying replies mean we’ll never make a brew there ever again

A ‘biohacker’ influencer told women to get up early to make themselves beautiful for their man – 14 funniest and totally on-point smackdowns

JD Vance said to love thy neighbor, unless they speak another language – 17 spot-on clap backs that don’t need any translation

‘What’s a word you mispronounced for years and only realised recently?’ – 21 people who’ve been making very pacific mistakes

‘What’s the worst leaving gift you’ve received?’ – 22 people who ended up sorely disappointed by the office whip round

Donald Trump wants to restart nuclear testing, in case you were hoping to get back into your insomnia habit – 19 explosive reactions

This woman brilliantly confronted JD Vance on Trump’s immigration policy and it was a salutary lesson in taking Maga down

A sexist bigot took issue with the United Nations’s suggestion that ‘any job is a woman’s job’ and was magnificently owned

You can probably see the punchline of this classic Bob Monkhouse ‘sperm sample’ joke coming, but that doesn’t make it any less funny

Xi Jinping decided to keep his trap shut and just let Donald Trump humiliate himself and it worked like a dream

Donald Trump posted ‘South carerdddd’, and gave everyone ‘covfefe’ flashbacks – 22 favourite responses

Win festive riches and a box of crackers with your very own joke inside in U&GOLD’s Christmas cracker joke competition

22 Hilariously scathing reviews of The One Where Someone Made a Really Bad AI Sitcom

Elon Musk has been wanging on about a British civil war again, and this time he’s dragged Tolkien into it – 27 not-so-civil responses

A Republican congressman stood by Trump’s crypto earnings but his defence wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was – 15 totally on-point takedowns

Trump’s transportation secretary wants someone to make America’s public transport cleaner and safer – 17 business class comebacks

An Aussie music fan trolled James Blunt on the latest leg of his Australia tour and ended up totally BBQ-ed