The internet is absolutely losing it at this fragile right-winger’s complaint about the rampant crime he witnessed in Washington, DC

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

In ‘America used to be a serious country’ news, Karoline Leavitt says ‘Big Balls’ may get the Presidential Medal of Freedom

‘What gift did the previous owners of your house leave you?’ – 23 ‘presents’ new homebuyers really did not want

What do rich people spend money on that we could never imagine exists? – 17 ludicrous purchases made by the one percent

As US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr slashes funding for vaccine research …

This wildly NSFW rant about how Magas should be treated in the U.S. will have you cackling between all of the good points it makes

Pete Hegseth was asked where all the homeless people in Washington DC will go and his 5-word answer is the very essence of Trump’s second administration

Donald Trump said it was only farmland that stopped Russia sweeping into Kyiv and was fact checked into next year

Liz Truss took aim at the UK elite who ‘hate Britain’ and these Brits’ comebacks were suitably brutal and totally on-point

Gregg Wallace had an important clarification about his trousers but we’re not sure it’s the win he thought it was

We regret to inform you that Lara Trump has been strangling a Tom Petty classic within earshot of people again – 15 very honest reviews

Donald Trump confused Russia with Alaska and we’re not exactly hopeful about his Putin summit right now – 13 brutally on-point responses

This little Englander’s theory why the Titanic sank speaks volumes how Brexit came to pass

This ‘little Englander’ claimed to be an engineer but the payoff had people furiously rubbing their chins all over the internet

Henry Winkler had the very best response to the idea that women were scared to wear jeans until that Sydney Sweeney ad

‘What skill makes people instantly assume you’re way smarter than you actually are?’ – 23 quick hacks to help you seem extra brainy

This recent photo of MLB legend Johnny Damon had people in shock that celebrity athletes get older, too