A holy bro coach said Charlie Kirk’s death was ‘likely the most significant Christian event in our lifetime’ and of all the A++ responses this one hit the rest out the park

Kash Patel told Congress his epic manhunt foul-hunt was not in fact a mistake and the silence that followed was the longest 5 seconds you’ll ever hear

Andrea Jenkyns was asked to justify the Elon Musk speech that she totally bigged up and her answer was a facepalm audible on the moon

Brits have been discussing that age-old question – when is it acceptable to turn the heating on? – 17 hot takes

Donald Trump was welcomed to the UK by an enormous slideshow of him and Epstein on Windsor Castle, and the internet is here for it

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Talk about a long shot. Watch this baseball commentator report on his own fluke catch

Someone asked 1960s Liverpool children about their taste in books, and one girl had a hilarious reason for boning up on first aid

Donald Trump’s response to the women who dared protest to his face is a horrible sign for anyone who doesn’t eat, breathe, and sleep in a red Maga hat

JD Vance filled in on Charlie Kirk’s podcast and these 17 people wondering why he doesn’t have anything better to do surely spoke for us all

Greg Gutfeld said not all political assassinations are equal and his screaming rant is a terrifying look into the Maga world view right now

Somebody asked for examples of ‘proper British passive aggression’ and these 23 examples were as gloriously petulant as you’d expect

What unexpected hidden gem have you discovered after buying your home? – 17 surprising secret features

RFK Jr says he went on Charlie Kirk’s podcast in 2001 (when the Turning Point founder was eight years old) – 15 brutal owns

Kash Patel’s bizarre update on the Charlie Kirk investigation shone a forensic light into the state of the top of the FBI under Donald Trump

A Maga said young people in America had sunk so low they would even have crucified Christ and these A++ comebacks were heaven sent

Amaury Guichin’s mind-blowingly realistic chocolate leopard puts a whole new spin on ‘Would you like a bite?’

Donald Trump said ‘more than 100%’ of new jobs went to migrants and these 13 blistering takedowns wrote themselves