Women were asked the weirdest thing they’ve cried about on their period and their answers will have you weeping with laughter

Private Eye’s front page take on what’s going on in the US right now is simply perfect

Donald Trump’s been showing off his $5m ‘gold card’ visa like a poorly spelled Willy Wonka – 17 top dollar responses

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Mark Carney just offered to take Trump’s seat at the global grown-ups table and we’d love to see his blood pressure watching this

The Economist’s front page totally nails what Donald Trump’s just done to the US – and the world

‘What’s something employers would never want employees to know because they would lose millions?’ – 17 secret corporate liabilities

Eric Trump tried to suggest his dad’s tariffs were a genius-level negotiation strategy, and paid the price in mockery – 15 scathing clapbacks

‘What is the best ‘Jay from Inbetweeners’-level brag you have ever heard?’ – 21 incredibly obvious porkies

21 sceptical responses to Trump insisting his tariffs are like surgery that will cause the stock markets to ‘boom’

The shatteringly unexpected plot twist in this 15-second cookery video is breaking people’s brains

This short video about the inconsistencies of English pronunciation is hilariously on the nose

‘What mundane activities are the sign of a serial killer or psychopath?’ – 17 dead funny giveaways

‘What’s the pettiest reason you stopped sleeping with someone?’ – 17 trivial reasons people have called things off

‘Canada Hates Trump’ is surely the most entertaining and downright furious thing on Twitter right now – 17 hard-headed (NSFW!) tweets

Bill Burr had a message for reporters asking him to comment on Elon Musk and it should be replayed to the American media (and everyone else) on a loop

Sting’s face was a whole lot of nope as he sat through a terrible performance of Every Breath You Take

Darren Grimes bemoaned Greggs having to ‘protects its sandwiches from mass theft’ and was schooled into next year