Donald Trump tried standing up for a full 30 seconds and you can see why he’s always sat down in the Oval Office

Jonathan Ross asked Aisling Bea what her best selling point would be on OnlyFans and her A++ comeback had women everywhere cheering

‘What’s something you’ve seen once but you’ll never see again?’ – 21 never to be repeated visions

Reform UK’s vile threat to put asylum-seeker detention centres in Green-run areas is pure, petty Trumpism in action – 21 full-throated objections

A man spied a giant conspiracy with this picture of a make-up free Sabrina Carpenter and was mocked into next year and back

An American professor took issue with our plastic bottle tops and these A++ comebacks will make you proud to be European

25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift

Someone spotted an AI generated poster for canned goods in their local shop and it’s hilariously bizarre – 17 facepalms

Donald Trump shared a meme of himself ‘holding all the cards’, and the world explained the rules of Uno – 19 scathing owns

The internet dragged Nigel Farage for chickening out of a Laura Kuenssberg interview in the wake of his undeclared £5 million ‘gift’ – 23 clucking good takedowns

People were challenged to ‘slightly diminish a film’, and they didn’t disappoint – 23 five-star suggestions

Susie Dent asked her followers for ‘things you wish there was a word for’ – 17 top-drawer replies

‘What’s a British rule nobody talks about but everyone follows?’ – 27 unspoken regulations to live by

People love this viral post calling out those regretful MAGA supporters who now claim they always had their doubts about Donald Trump

This writer’s viral post about how everything online is now just endless ads, subscriptions, log-ins, and AI absolutely nails our current digital, anti-human hellscape

The White House posted an hour-long video of Donald Trump just saying “winning” on a loop – 15 people calling out this clear loser behaviour

‘What’s something that people do to try to be nice that infuriates you?’ – 19 thoughtful gestures that can really backfire

A woman invited people to tell her something about their dads, and the internet did not disappoint – 17 ‘peak dad’ responses