Thangam Debbonaire tore into Sarah Pochin for spreading racist disinformation about women’s safety, and it was 71 truly unmissable seconds

Donald Trump’s latest cognitive test was in the full glare of the public spotlight and it was an epic fail for the ages

Sarah Pochin called on England’s footballers to help stop domestic violence and it wasn’t just the wrong end of the telescope, she’s in a totally different universe

Michelle Obama reminding everyone that Barack won a Nobel Peace Prize was the perfect way to troll Donald Trump – 17 virtual cheers

Trump’s American-flag blue paint is peeling off the Reflecting Pool after they dumped hydrogen peroxide in the water to kill the algae. That’s enough metaphor for today, thank you

‘What’s some knowledge generally known only to the LGBTQ+ community?’ – 23 bits of under the radar info for Pride month

Jesse Watters’ take on Hillary Clinton was so gross his co-host couldn’t even look at him and you don’t have to be a woman to appreciate these A++ clapbacks

This American wilfully ignored every single warning about how much English Mustard to use and it will never not make our day better

Kudos to this lone journalist attempting to hold Donald Trump to account and his response didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

JD Vance said Democrats are ‘terrible people’ who should leave America if they don’t love it and got ratioed to within an inch of his life

The devastating payoff to this story of an impromptu school reunion is straight from the very top drawer

Young whippersnappers have been sharing the over-30s behaviour they find utterly baffling – 17 proper double takes (to people of a certain age)

What was ruined because too many people discovered it? – 17 hidden gems that got too popular for their own good

What’s something really petty you’d like banned or made illegal? – 17 trivial irritations that deserve jail time

An American wore his Maga hat to Disneyland but it wasn’t the epic win he thought it was – 13 especially animated comebacks

If you only see one scorching takedown of a sexist bigot today, make it this one

An American said Brits had got caramelised onions all wrong and these Brits were only too happy to help

Donald Trump signed his Iran war deal in Versailles and it was a glorious self-own from history lost on no-one (except him, obviously)