Tech billionaire Sam Altman’s Black Mirror-esque suggestion for getting ChatGPT to do the parenting saw him owned into next year – 19 hard nopes

Richard Tice tried to mansplain Christianity to the Archbishop of Canterbury, and these 18 takedowns were a testament to people’s irritation with him

The Tate brothers complained about the lack of nail clippers in prison, and the internet’s sympathy reserves hit a new low – 17 savagely sarcastic reactions

There’s not enough facepalm in the world for this Fox News presenter being fact-checked to his face for stating that pigeons don’t lay eggs

People not originally from Britain have been sharing things that other Brits take for granted – 23 things we could be more grateful for, frankly

This befuddled American’s complaint about buying coffee in England is a next level head scratcher for the ages

What’s the funniest reason you’ve seen someone get fired? – 17 hilarious ways workers have been shown the door

People have been sharing the worst financial decisions they’ve heard someone make – 17 monetary mistakes to learn from

27 of the most entitled people trying to get something on the cheap or for free from ‘Choosing Beggars’ on Reddit

A Restore Britain campaigner used Manchester’s Curry Mile to criticise migration, and the clapbacks were deliciously spicy – 17 of the best

Of all the fabulous takedowns of banged up Andrew Tate this one knocked the rest out of the (prison) yard

Someone shared James Bond creator Ian Fleming’s ‘typical day’ and for once it was a life goal that we could all agree on

Lee Anderson said he’d ‘see who this offends’ by drinking a pint of Guinness and of all the A++ replies this one drank the rest under the table

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

James Acaster’s classic routine about men who say ‘he or she’ just went wildly viral again and it’s a minute and a bit very well spent

The cancellation of Celebrity Mastermind sent the clip of former footballer Troy Deeney’s hilariously excruciating round viral all over again

Elon Musk plans to spend at least $100 million to boost Republicans’ chances in the midterms – 19 votes of no confidence

Suella Braverman’s attempted gotcha of Andy Burnham on the small boats was a self-own visible from Dover to Calais – 18 top takedowns