‘What’s a modern convenience that’s made life harder?’ – 17 so-called innovations that can get straight in the bin

There was some serious vegan-on-vegan brutality in this pet-themed r/MurderByWords

An Elon Musk fan account said the SpaceX rescue proved he can’t be thick – 9 replies to bring them crashing back down to Earth

People have been sharing the ‘adult problems’ no-one warned them about as a kid – 17 growing pains that hit you later in life

Putin was more than an hour late to that phone call, if you were wondering how much he respects Trump – 16 favourite reactions

Elon Musk said he wanted to build a ‘self-sustaining civilisation on Mars’ and of all the many A++ responses, this one went into orbit

Elon Musk accused his many critics of ‘lacking empathy’ and was schooled all the way to Mars and back

A bigot tried to body shame Disney’s next Snow White for having visible back hair, and the takedowns were just magical

Andrew Tate said he’ll ‘save civilisation’ with Conor McGregor and Donald Trump and these are surely the only responses you need

Someone confessed to reaching the age where M&S clothes look appealing, and there was a lot of entertaining agreement

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Donald Trump’s phone call with Vladimir Putin was the chocolate teapot of international diplomacy – 17 early verdicts

23 times animals (and occasionally people) were hilariously resigned to their fate from ‘This is my life now’ on Reddit

Men of a certain age have been sharing lessons every man should learn while they’re still young – 17 top tips worth passing on

This complaint about a pizza delivery fail just gets better and better and there will surely be no topping this

People have been parodying ‘With Love, Meghan’ and the results will effortlessly elevate your day

A Christian attempted to troll atheists by saying God was basically a super Michelin-starred chef and the A++ comeback was simply delicious

A Maga took great delight in showing off a ‘snowflake free’ energy drink made of ‘liberal tears’ and this A++ comeback is the only one you need