Donald Trump called himself ‘King’ and was royally schooled into the next presidency – 21 sovereign comebacks

‘What’s a harsh reality new parents need to hear?’ – 22 tips from battle-hardened mums and dads

Lee Anderson trolled a Labour MP saying Reform UK was ‘the future’ and her blockbuster comeback owned him into next year

You can see the moment this jalapeño-chomping child realises her big mistake – and we feel bad for laughing

Stop the count! This spectacular Community Note will not be beaten

Donald Trump’s ‘moderately successful comedian’ rant at Volodymyr Zelenskyy prompted no end of comment but none funnier than Paul Sinha

Victoria Derbyshire wasn’t taking any of the Russian ambassador’s nonsense and it’s an electric, magnificent watch

18 of the best – or worst – hilariously weird sentences from Duolingo

The Daily Star’s front page about ‘wingnut man baby’ Donald Trump is so good they just broke America

Russell Brand was pictured with Mike Tyson at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago and this 10/10 comeback hit hardest

‘What items are ridiculously cheap nowadays compared to 10-20 years ago?’ – 21 inflation-busting purchases

People are sharing lies they tell their girlfriends and wives, and it’s a lot more wholesome than you’d expect – 19 of the best

This woman’s theory about why Finland doesn’t exist had the internet facepalming to Japan and back

Donald Trump’s angry rant about President Zelenskyy is a new low in his already shameful diplomacy record – 34 condemnations

Boris Johnson came out batting for Donald Trump over Ukraine and was brutally owned – only 13 responses you need

Maga fury at Tom Hanks’ racist Trump supporter was already a delight but this comeback was sheer perfection

People are convinced Bonnie Blue (you remember) is pregnant and of all the responses this 10/10 comeback beat all-comers

Liz Truss said it was time to ‘make Great Britain great again’ and ended up owned into next year