Eric Dier’s weirdly German accent after his Bayern Munich debut may be today’s funniest thing

In a great loss to unintentional comedy, Nadine Dorries’ talk show has been cancelled – 16 farewell messages

Piers Morgan said people who boast about turning him down will be banned for life and was mocked into next week

An American chemist’s ‘perfect tea’ recipe had already ruffled Brits’ feathers – then the US Embassy really stuck the knife in

The first line of this Guardian story was hilariously brutal and precisely what it deserved

These pet groomers’ hilarious impressions of animals having their nails trimmed had people howling

This next-level fridge from 60 years ago feels like it must be from the future (but it still left some people cold)

This tale of a staircase and a much loved family dog is melting hearts everywhere

Tom Hollander explaining the difficulties of almost sharing a name with Tom Holland is an unmissable three minutes

These 13 magnificently cringeworthy cut and paste fails will have you always checking twice before hitting send

Tim Burgess had the best response to a Smiths track being used at a Donald Trump rally

This hilarious 30 Rock supercut is the only Oscar nominations update you need

A bigoted mansplainer took issue with ‘heavily made up TikTok ladies’ and was schooled into next year

This Scot’s fabulously no-nonsense shutdown of an ‘American in Edinburgh’ isn’t all it seems but still spoke volumes

Chris Barker has changed the names of the ‘Gladiators’ in the title sequence and it’s wonderful

Ben Bradley’s comically fast reverse ferret on the importance of ‘woke’ was a triumph of Jo Coburn’s interview technique

The Doomsday Clock is stuck at 90 seconds to midnight and people have thoughts on the matter – 17 favourites

‘Ding, ding … boom!’ Donald Trump explaining missile defence technology will blow your mind