Donald Trump told Davos they’d all be speaking German if it wasn’t for the US and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

Interviewers have been sharing the weird reasons they instantly decided not to hire candidates – 17 examples of how not to job hunt

Karoline Leavitt denied that Trump had mixed up Greenland and Iceland, then provable facts entered the chat – 19 frank rebuttals

Nigel Farage claimed to be putting the ‘global elites’ on notice and got owned all the way back to his exclusive public school – 17 exploding irony meters

Air Force One made an unexpected return to the airbase with Trump on board, and the mockery really took off – 22 funniest responses

‘What’s the worst bit of bad timing that you or family and friends have had?’ – 22 people who just missed out on greatness

The final scene of Star Wars without the John Williams score is a work of awkward, comedy genius

Trump’s Treasury secretary just shared his idea of a normal retirement plan and it’s so out of touch jaws dropped across the internet – 17 totally on-point responses

Donald Trump kept calling Greenland ‘Iceland’ by mistake and it didn’t just speak volumes about his state of mind, it bellowed them

‘What are younger generations criticised for not doing but is largely obsolete anyway?’ – 21 skills that are pointless for Gen Z

Mark Carney politely told the US it’s time to try something else and the entirety of the internet stood up to applaud as one

‘What things do you know most food shoppers are wrong about?’ – 21 excellent supermarket secrets that you’ll want to know

Andrew Tate said ‘only cowards dispel masculinity’ and of all the A++ responses this one knocked the rest out of the park

A Danish lawmaker told the world how he feels about Donald Trump and it’s simple, effective – and NSFW

Danish troops have landed in Greenland to combat the threat from Donald Trump – 14 brutally on-point responses

What’s the most ‘main character’ moment you’ve witnessed that went horribly wrong? – 17 arrogant behaviours that didn’t go to plan

We love Brian Cox’s (almost) idiot’s guide to Einstein’s theory of relativity but we’re still not sure we get it

This magnificent Toast of London clip just went viral and it might be just a little bit too close for comfort