Farage wants to overturn the ‘woke’ will of the people who voted for banknotes to feature animals instead of historical figures like Churchill – 21 takedowns that are right on the money

‘What weird things did your parents do that outsiders would find peculiar?’ – 22 stories that will make your own family feel a bit less odd

Ted Cruz called Tucker Carlson the most ‘dangerous demagogue’ in America and it somehow made every side of the political aisle angry

Donald Trump ‘spent $5 billion’ on the first two days of its war on Iran and Americans simply can’t get their head round it

Karoline Leavitt was asked what evidence Trump had for Iran owning Tomahawk missiles and people weren’t entirely convinced – 14 damning comebacks

You don’t have to like Keir Starmer to appreciate his A++ takedown of Kemi Badenoch’s Iran war reverse ferret

Erika Kirk has been appointed as a ‘special advisor’ to the US Air Force and fact checkers everywhere just turned in their resignations

Marco Rubio wore ill-fitting shoes that Trump had given him, and Derek Guy’s subtle burn said it all without actual words

This video of Andrew Tate was already good but the nickname took it to a whole new level and will surely never be bettered

Julia Hartley-Brewer was just magnificently called out by Britain’s former ambassador to Iran over the Middle East and it’s simply glorious

Chefs have been sharing the cooking rules that everyone follows but shouldn’t – 17 kitchen myths debunked

Beth Rigby asked Nigel Farage if anyone can trust a word he says and his furious response didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

A Maga high-up said Donald Trump didn’t need Congress to go to war and was owned so brutally it hurts

Andrew Tate dismissed Louis Theroux as ‘irrelevant’ and Theroux’s A++ comeback was simply magnificent

What Ho! This Twitter thread of PG Wodehouse’s best and funniest lines is a spiffing treat for fans of the comedy genius

Canadian elbows are well and truly up again after Trump described Prime Minister Mark Carney as ‘the future governor of Canada’ – 21 clapbacks

Nigel Farage banged the drum for Trump’s war for a week, then pulled a petrol station stunt to complain about fuel prices – 19 melting irony meters

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