We’re impressed by Tony Blair’s honesty in this PMQs exchange – no, really!

A Republican congressman thanked the government shutdown for eliminating chemtrails and as a sign of how America got where it is today it’s hard to beat – 15 fully vaxxed takedowns

Karoline Leavitt suggested reporters were accusing Donald Trump of a military coup and the internet bellowed as one – 15 ferociously on-point responses

House speaker Mike Johnson’s outrageously sexist trolling of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez got all the A++ clapbacks he deserved

Stephen Miller asked when America ever tolerated ‘unlawful protests’ outside government buildings and the entire internet shoved the same answer in his face

Fox News’ ‘Antifa Eric’ looks suspiciously like their ‘Mexican Mafia Ramon’, and people are having a hard job swallowing it

Mega Maga James Woods took issue with this anti-gun message and his unfortunate schoolboy error saw him owned into next week

Jeremy Kyle trolled Gary Neville for ‘making millions off working class people’ and the lack of self awareness was visible from space

Somebody asked why toasters are so primitive, and it generated a lot more heat than you’d expect – 21 favourite comments that popped up

Kemi Badenoch told BBC Breakfast it was ‘simply not true’ their party conference hall was half empty and whoever hit the button marked ‘split screen’ take the rest of the week off

A men’s life coach said he’d ‘retired’ his wife to look after their family and the queue of women lining up to smack him down stretched as far as the eye can see

This Brummie shop owner’s taken enough of people putting flags up in his street and it’s a simply magnificent watch

Drain the swamp update: Donald Trump is asking the DOJ to look into a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell, and the internet has utterly condemned the suggestion

The French prime minister has out-Trussed Liz by resigning after just 26 days – 23 favourite funny reactions

The Tories cocked up the spelling of ‘Britain’ on their freebie chocolate bar, if you were wondering how the patriotic party is getting on – 21 tasty takedowns

Somebody accidentally started a ‘silent book club’. Introvert bookworms of the world, unite!

There’s never a bad time to hear Jeff Goldblum wax lyrical on finding inspiration

Donald Trump told the military he wants their help to ‘take care’ of the Democrats in a disturbing look into how he feels about anyone who disagrees with him