comebacks

An American musician said Europeans couldn’t get their heads round such a long car journey and this response beat all-comers

This flat-earther challenged NASA to convince her otherwise and of all the many comebacks this reply beat all-comers

Russell Brand said Jesus was his only audience and of all the funny comebacks, this one hit hardest

James Blunt asked Ryanair for a favour and the airline’s hilarious response was a real beauty

Nadine Dorries took aim at Keir Starmer’s ‘£100k’ of freebies and ended up owned into next year

Donald Trump Jr said people shouldn’t be allowed to compare his father to Hitler and CNN’s Kaitlan Collins’ A++ response was sheer perfection

A homophobe rebuked an author for including LGBTQ content in her book and sparked the best clapback to bigotry you’ll see anytime soon

A woman asked men what they’d say to her in CostCo and this dude’s A++ response knocked the rest out of the park

A man ‘straightsplained’ this guy’s tale of ‘working on site with two straight lads’ and his A++ response was simply magnificent

A bigoted troll questioned how this woman got into Oxford and her first class comeback was simply magnificent

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott was shocked to find bins full of rubbish in central London and was owned into next year

Nadine Dorries accused Angela Rayner of getting ‘owt for nowt’ and the entirety of the internet replied as one

This Trump truther’s Kamala Harris takedown wasn’t the slam dunk they thought and was schooled into next year

Liam Gallagher said he’d buy people’s Oasis tickets back off them if they didn’t rate his voice and this totally on-song comeback was simply magnificent

An Elon Musk fan trolled Kamala Harris’s appearance and was schooled into the next century