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Donald Trump was ‘told he was in the Epstein Files’ two months ago, and Project Deflection is about to hit DEFCON 1

Donald Trump wants to bring drug prices down by upwards of 1500% and Twitter is lining up to check that math – 17 incredulous responses

‘Take a look at that and stop talking about nonsense’ – Trump’s latest Epstein Files deflection sees him accuse Barack Obama of treason

In 2013, Donald Trump publicly berated Barack Obama for trying to change Washington’s NFL team name, and there’s not enough irony in the world

‘If Trump was in Lord of the Rings’ adds more than a touch of hilarious magic to the President’s inane ramblings

Donald Trump told sports teams to restore the racist names they’ve ditched, and failed Deflection From Epstein 101

The White House released a weirdly honest health update about Donald Trump and basically the entire internet said the same thing

JD Vance had a question for everyone not letting the Epstein story drop and it was a glorious self-own so big you could see it from the moon

The man who wrote a Trump presidency into the Simpsons in 2000 went full prophet to predict his imminent downfall

Donald Trump claimed he’d made Coke great again and if it was an attempt to distract from Epstein then Gavin Newsom’s A++ comeback really burst his bubble

Donald Trump has managed to squeeze yet more gold into the Oval Office, and the internet dragged His Supreme Tackiness – seventeen 24-carat nuggets

Donald Trump tried to put the Epstein ‘hoax’ behind him and the more he says the worse it gets in this jaw-dropper of a 2-minute rant

Trump berated the idiot who appointed the chair of the Federal Reserve and the punchline was predictable but no less magnificent for it

Donald Trump’s entirely fact-checkable tale of how his uncle taught the Unabomber at MIT fell to pieces like a Trump University degree

Can somebody get a translator for this incoherent Donald Trump quote? Trying to guess what any of these numbers mean is surely a trillion to one shot