Donald Trump threatened to arrest his newest political opponent and these 13 responses aren’t just on-point, they’re essential
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Donald Trump said his next job would be to deport people born in the US – 17 gobsmacked and totally on-point responses
What can you do when your 4th of July Donald Trump piñata is too pale? Break out the Cheetos, of course!
Trump was asked how long ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detainees will stay in Florida, and turned into the final boss of confusion
Donald Trump is giddy with excitement about his new ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detention centre in Florida – 17 entirely appalled responses
Donald Trump said he would ‘have to take a look’ at deporting ally turned bitter nemesis Elon Musk – 17 stunned and totally on-point responses
Elon Musk just declared war on Donald Trump and his ‘big beautiful bill’ and everyone said the same thing
Donald Trump has released a new fragrance for men and women called ‘Victory 45-47’ – 17 sweet-smelling takedowns
Donald Trump has been sharing his knowledge of uranium and it’s simply spectacular – 13 nuclear-powered takedowns
People have been getting the digs in over Trump promoting coal because ‘windmills’ and solar panels are ‘ugly’ – 18 favourites
Donald Trump said he’d been sending a tariff demand to ‘Mr Japan’ and these are surely the only 9 responses you need
Get your dabbers out for Trump bingo, as he claims he’ll reveal TikTok’s buyer in two weeks – 16 eye rolls
Pete Hegseth said America’s bombing of Iran was ‘the most complex and secretive military operation in history’ and was brutally schooled into next year
People have been sharing ‘memes that would get you banned from entering the US’ and these 22 spell trouble with a capital (DJ)T
Pete Hegseth ranted furiously against anyone who dares question the word of his beloved president – 17 totally on-point responses