London

Rupert Lowe has been wanging on about making public signs exclusively English again, and got owned into next year – 17 easily understandable takedowns

London’s New Year firework display included the European flag to represent the successful Ryder Cup team, and all the usual suspects exploded

People won’t be allowed to watch London’s New Year’s Eve fireworks display from Primrose Hill this year, but they can see these 14 bangers from anywhere they like

Rupert Lowe went on a massive rant about London being dreadful, and got owned all the way back to Great Yarmouth – 23 capital clapbacks

Thomas Skinner tried desperately to start a festive sing-song on the London Tube – 17 merry reactions to make your Christmas

Ant Middleton shared a fake AI video of a soldier shouting at a police officer about “freedom” and was laughed all the way back to Dubai

An anti-woke warrior took a trip down London’s ‘infamous’ Oxford Street to show how dangerous it is and was owned into next year

Rupert Lowe blamed Sadiq Khan’s London ‘warzone’ for his wife’s Porsche misfortune and ended up hilariously and magnificently owned

A Little Englander took issue with the signage at this London Tube station and was gloriously owned into next year

There’s something truly compelling about Corrie characters reacting in the most northern way possible to people going to that London

An American said Londoners were scared to take their phones out on the street and of all the A++ responses Hugh Grant said it best

This ‘influencer’ was furious with Tube passengers who kept ruining her TikTok and these Londoners’ magnificent responses will never cease to satisfy

Andrew Tate told Piers Morgan that people are too afraid to go out in London, and got owned from Hillingdon to Havering

Right-wingers just love this image of London packed with flag-waving Tommy Robinson supporters – complete with an iconic Paris landmark on show

Stop the search – someone’s found the trifle-eating London Underground hero Britain truly needs