The Telegraph’s gloriously juvenile list of Britain’s rudest place names was made even better by this letter to the Sunday Sport
6.
I used to live near Parsons Street in a little market town… which was once called Gropecunt Lane. Absolute classic.
— Ditheroe (@ditheroe) September 24, 2026
7.
Turkey cock lane in Colchester
— Ayden Friday 🏴 (@ayden_friday) September 24, 2026
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Norfolk has much ruder places than Greater Snoring pic.twitter.com/qSk2T4jRtb
— Fifty $ Bill (@WilcoxMar) September 24, 2026
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Aussie has many – but I used to live near Bald Knob… 🇦🇺🙌 pic.twitter.com/7WTzRuxLe8
— Sonich the Headhog (@SydneyDogWalker) September 24, 2026
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Tickle Cock Bridge, Castleford, West Yorks is a glaring omission
— Shep73 (@Shep73David) September 24, 2026
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Anyone climbed on Andrews Knob ? 🤭 pic.twitter.com/JXwc7xgFpM
— Johnny Toobad🏴☠️ (@poppa1138) September 24, 2026
12.
Twatling Lane is a very nice area on the outskirts of Birmingham.
— Hugh Jarrett (@hugh_jarrett) September 24, 2026
13.
Sorry, how is cockermouth not in there?
— 🅰️ndy Hayhurst (@LBoroDale78) September 24, 2026
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I like ‘Slaparse Lane’ and there being a massage business nearby. pic.twitter.com/RcSZs8dqOs
— Phil Smith (@philsmith1982) September 24, 2026
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Can’t believe they missed out nob end pic.twitter.com/lkTJbievNG
— Sutkins (@sutkins) September 24, 2026
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Cum Cum Hill near Essendon, Herts
— Gaffers (@gaffnr) September 24, 2026