Politics
Donald Trump promises better poll numbers as soon as ‘real pollsters’ conduct them – 15 very real, and very angry, replies
Saul Hutson
Saul Hutson
News
The FBI was asked to explain why Antifa is their biggest domestic terror threat to the US right now and ended up brutally, humiliatingly owned
Politics
Donald Trump was basically drooling over the idea that America might be more like China and it should be made available to every Maga on prescription
US
The Pope just made it very clear that he is not a Donald Trump fan – 15 replies sent straight from heaven
News
Elon Musk’s complaint about immigrants voting in America raised so many red flags but one in particular fluttered furiously
Politics
Donald Trump called Joe Biden a ‘sleepy son of a bitch’ and the Projection Police arrived on the scene in record time
Politics
President Compassion strikes again with a message for worried shoppers: ‘Don’t be dramatic!’ – 15 replies that came with receipts
News
Elon Musk was asked how he would start over with $1,000 and his incoherent answer reveals everything we need to know about him
Politics
Donald Trump wants parents to ration their children’s pencils and toys, if you were wondering how the economy is going – 18 replies ready to toss him in the bargain bin
News
White supremacist Nick Fuentes said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote and was owned straight back into his mom’s basement
News
House speaker Mike Johnson claimed Donald Trump works 21 hours a day – 15 timely clapbacks definitely worth clocking
News
Two US Secretaries had a literal pull-up competition to fix airport delays and there were no winners (except for these 17 spot-on replies)
Politics
Donald Trump bragging about his farmer bailout turned into an embarrassing self-own before he even finished his sentence
Politics
This Trump loyalist’s insta-rant when asked about one of the president’s controversial pardons came straight from the Maga playbook
Politics
Trump’s Treasury Secretary was challenged over his claim to be a ‘soybean farmer’ and his reverse ferret was so rapid it almost broke the sound barrier
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