News p.12

The Church of England wants the public to suggest names for the next Archbishop of Canterbury – Will they never learn?

Elon Musk said he loves Donald Trump “as much as a straight man can love another man” – 17 very manly reactions, none of that funny business

Liz Kendall said some people on benefits “are taking the mickey” – and Diane Abbott spoke for many with her blunt response

London’s King’s Cross is planning to hide train departures ‘so people don’t rush’ – 21 blistering responses definitely worth catching

Donald Trump seems to think flights in the US cost $2 – 15 first-class responses to bring him back down to earth

Megyn Kelly warned Netflix not to ‘wokeify’ Little House on the Prairie – and one of its original stars owned her back to the 19th century

17 favourite reactions to a doom-laden headline about ‘a catastrophic change that could alter absolutely everything’

You don’t need to speak French to appreciate this très bonne front page of Le Journal de Montréal – just bask in its glory

It’s impossible not to cry watching clips of Nicholas Winton being reunited with some of the kids he saved during the Holocaust

Tory MP Chris Philp said Britons need a better ‘work ethic’ – 17 straight-talking responses that are just the job

Lidl is planning to open its first pub in store – 17 reactions worthy of loyalty pints

It’s 5 years since Brexit and Donald Tusk’s tribute was some top notch trolling

A Welsh woman has been charged for ‘maliciously’ farting at her partner’s ex – 21 breaking news alerts

Calvin Robinson has once again entered the ‘find out’ stage of his career after being defrocked for doing an Elon Musk salute

16 favourite reactions to the news that the Doomsday clock is the closest it’s ever been to midnight