News p.2

This Craigslist ad offering money to go see the new Melania movie is both the saddest and the funniest thing you will read this week

This classic clip of cosplay cop Kristi Noem mishandling a gun has gone viral again, and these 15 scathing replies landed right on the bullseye

The UK Government’s enthusiastic launch of free AI training for all went down like a fart in a lift – 17 frank nopes

Elon Musk previewed his new snow shovelling robot but not everyone (anyone) was impressed – 15 ice cold takes

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez absolutely nailed the sense of fury and despair at Trump’s regime after ICE shot dead another US citizen in Minneapolis

Donald Trump gave a half-hearted non-apology apology to UK soldiers after his NATO insult, but it’s too little too late for most people

House Speaker Mike Johnson told an anti-abortion rally that his parents had been pressured to have him aborted, and the brutal jokes wrote themselves

Donald Trump asked “whatever happened to climate change” in response to record cold temperatures in the US, and the forecast is for heavy mockery with despairing intervals

A cop beaten up on January 6 had a magnificently NSFW message for the Maga lawmaker who said the riots were nothing to do with Donald Trump

Kyle Rittenhouse thought it was funny to pose with a massive gun for clout on Twitter and got shot down in the replies

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie tried to own the libs with her ICE coffee joke and ended up crushed – 14 especially hot comebacks

Donald Trump said a “friend” tried Ozempic but he just got fatter, and this “friend” can only be one of two people

People in Denmark and Greenland staged huge protests against Donald Trump, and this one brutally funny sign probably spoke for an entire continent

It seems the world might never tire of mocking Trump’s sloppy seconds Nobel Prize – 32 memes and jokes uniting nations in glee

Tony Blair has been appointed to Gaza’s ‘Board of Peace’ by Trump, and the irony meter just exploded into a million pieces