News p.2

Trump’s transport secretary said air travel would be so much better if only people dressed nicer – 15 business class comebacks

A 20-foot high mountain of rubbish has been dumped in a field in Oxfordshire and people are rightly asking how on earth this happened

Liz Truss says she’s cheering Donald Trump on to destroy the BBC – lettuce appreciate these 20 little gems hitting back. Just cos.

Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are breaking up in a very public and very vicious war of words and all any of us can do is watch in morbid fascination

Kirstie Allsopp went after an elderly children’s author for having a free bus pass and, safe to say, she lost the room with this argument

Robert Jenrick posted a picture of him “sinking pints” and he got absolutely hammered in the replies

Donald Trump boasted he had the “best ever” MRI result, but can’t say what body part they tested – 18 helpful suggestions to solve the mystery

This AI-written news article has gone wildly viral because nobody bothered to proofread it

Place your bets for who might be the BBC’s next Director General – 16 strong contenders to inspire you

These two men have the best response to Tommy Robinson about ‘Who is more English’ and it’s exactly what we need to hear right now

Rupert Lowe ranted about “foreign men” in British towns – 14 pithy replies that went high when he went low

This clip of a huge line of people queuing for a food bank is a damning snapshot of Donald Trump’s America

Donald Trump dozing in the Oval Office is the gift that keeps on giving – 21 people Biden their time with fresh memes and jokes

Elon Musk is set for a $1 trillion pay packet from Tesla and people are gathering their pitchforks in outrage

19 funniest reactions to the unsurprising news that the Louvre’s security system password was ‘Louvre’