News p.4

Fox News called Meghan “Princess Markle” as she visited an LA fire rescue site – 14 royally confused reactions

Piers Morgan’s devastating self-own in this exchange about grooming gangs and race even left him lost for words

People had the funniest responses to the BBC using a polar bear to explain the size of an archaeological find – 21 we think you’ll really dig

Elon Musk thinks King Charles should “step in” to dissolve Parliament – and was duly schooled to Mars and back

Allison Pearson came out batting for private schools but it was a self-own visible from space

People are paying tribute to President Jimmy Carter, after his death at the age of 100

A GB News guest said even siblings should be able to get married – 21 funniest and totally on-point responses

Andrew Tate blamed the ‘matrix’ after he had £2m seized by police and his glorious self-own is a proper humdinger

Just 23 of the most ‘WTF?!’ TV News moments of 2024 and it’s quite the watch

Prince Andrew and his pal, the Chinese spy – 21 seriously funny tweets about the Royal Family’s most dim son

Time Magazine is expected to make Trump their Person of the Year, and it’s as popular a choice as you’d expect

There’s a slight problem with the Tesla Cybertruck design, but only if you need the headlights to work in the snow

The well of sympathy was bone dry for the castle-owner whining to the Daily Telegraph about incoming tax changes

Ian Hislop explaining to farmers why Jeremy Clarkson is the very last person to lead them is magnificently done

Turns out King Charles’ coronation cost taxpayers £72 million – 13 royally on-point responses