News p.5

It’s frozen up north so these fabulously named Scottish gritters are going viral again – of course they are! – and it’s a perennial treat

Stop everything – Elon Musk’s dad thinks Keir Starmer should resign for taking the UK back ‘to Tudor times’

Ian Hislop wrote in Private Eye about meeting Justin Welby the day after he resigned and it’s a devastating, important read

People have been paying tribute to Labour Titan John Prescott after his death at 86

Katie Hopkins emerged to support the farmers and these 9 responses surely say it best

Jeremy Clarkson was the cheerleader in chief of the farmer’s protest and these 17 totally on-point responses surely said it best

Sky News got its visuals mixed up for the farmers’ protest and it’s today’s funniest thing

The plight of this person featured in The Telegraph had people reaching for their tiny violins

Sky News was amazed that Labour supporter Timothy West thrice played Winston Churchill and was owned into next year – 17 funniest takedowns

The Onion bought InfoWars in the fire sale of Alex Jones’ bankruptcy and there’s a rush on tiny violins

The Daily Mail shoehorned a Meghan Markle angle into the Archbishop of Canterbury scandal and got precisely the responses they deserved

Bad day? At least you aren’t the Mattel employee who accidentally put an x-rated web address on the Wicked dolls packaging

This video showing just how much dirt is on London Underground seats will make you squirm

23 favourite things people are saying about Donald Trump’s election win the morning after the nightmare before

Emily Maitlis tore Boris Johnson a new one for bringing Trumpian politics to the UK, and it’s a genuine highlight of the election coverage