News p.9

Donald Trump renovated a bathroom with golden fixtures as millions of Americans struggle during the shutdown – 15 potty reactions

King Charles strips Andrew of his titles and residence of the Royal Lodge, in the latest stage of the Epstein-tainted former prince’s humiliation – 36 early reactions

This dictionary just announced their 2025 Word of the Year and people are losing their minds over the selection

The sell line on this article about Emma Bunton may be the best the Guardian ever published

Someone shared a food shopping receipt from 2001 and the price comparison to today is stark to say the least

Conor McGregor has done a full rebrand and found God – 12 reactions from the non-believers

Trump has updated the official White House website to troll Democrats and it’s as wild and petty as you imagine

The low-effort jewellery heist at the Louvre hit the internet sweet spot, and these 27 funny takes are absolutely priceless

Republican senator Mike Lee condemned those laughing at Mitch McConnell falling over and was swamped by ‘This You?’ replies

Boris Johnson is going viral for how he pronounces “AI” and “Chat GPT”, but what he actually says confirms what we all suspect about him

Donald Trump plans to build an ‘Arc de Trump’ as a monument to himself and people get the distinct whiff of authoritarianism in the air

Nigel Farage whinged about “vegan tampons in men’s toilets” – 16 hilarious reactions that refused to take the bait

Marjorie Taylor Greene said something sane and reasonable about Gaza and US politics – 14 people horrified to discover they agree with her

Anti-vaccine Donald Trump just had his winter flu and Covid shots – 16 responses to boost your spirits

This US news anchor believes Donald Trump is showing signs of actually being “insane” – 12 responses that are of sound mind