Politics p.15

Anti-vaccine Donald Trump just had his winter flu and Covid shots – 16 responses to boost your spirits

The Nobel peace prize chair was asked why Trump didn’t win and people reckon it was the subtlest, most savage burn – 13 prize-winning responses

Donald Trump said he got another perfect score on his most recent cognitive exam and these people’s A++ responses earn top marks

This Question Time man’s takedown of Reform UK and its relentless wanging on about immigration totally nailed it

Conservative news outlet Newsmax can’t stop airing cheesy Donald Trump watch commercials – 17 on-point replies that showed up right on time

Someone rounded up ‘British TV characters likely to be radicalised by Facebook’. How many of these 36 have they got right?

A bigoted ‘Little Englander’ mistook the RNIB for the RNLI and their A++ comeback just went wildly viral again because it’s simply magnificent

Pam Bondi threatens to treat Antifa ‘just like drug cartels’ and it’s a chilling glimpse of how far the White House might go to silence its critics

Fox News’ Jesse Watters bigged up Donald Trump by saying ‘You can’t be a dictator with dementia’ but it wasn’t the mega flex he thought it was – 15 slam dunk comebacks

House speaker Mike Johnson’s rant about an entirely fictional ‘illegal South American rabble rouser’ taking pregnant Americans’ healthcare got all the respect it deserved – 17 first-degree burns

Richard Tice shrugged off the threat of EU steel tariffs by insisting ‘They need us more than we need them’ and it all felt grimly familiar – 17 incredulous reactions

Trump just said ‘We took the freedom of speech away’ and just for once he was actually telling the truth – 17 urgent and frankly essential responses

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott said it wasn’t racist to say she was the only white person on the Tube and these 13 A++ comebacks surely said it best

Pam Bondi threw a next-level hissy fit during her senate hearing but her schoolyard insults instead of answers only prompted more questions about Trump

Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem visited ‘war ravaged’ Portland and the footage was unintentionally hilarious – 17 takedowns direct from ‘Noem-ans Land’