Politics p.23

Kemi Badenoch said she’s super concerned about rising energy prices and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Maga mascot-in-chief Lindsey Graham didn’t just say the quiet part about the war on Iran out loud – he bellowed it – and it’s a frankly terrifying rant

Allison Pearson said Keir Starmer had left the UK ‘billy no mates’ if Argentina invaded the Falklands again and was schooled around the globe and back

Fox News asked Karoline Leavitt if the White House would institute a draft for the Iran war and her answer should terrify every parent in the country

Sarah Pochin embraced the spirit of Thatcher to troll Keir Starmer and was magnificently owned into next week

Pete Hegseth bragged he ‘only speaks American’ at a summit with Latin American leaders and these 15 A++ replies needed no translation

Kevin Maguire had a message for ‘ex-pats’ fleeing Dubai and it wasn’t just Good Morning Britain viewers cheering

Tony Blair thinks Keir Starmer should have ‘shown up’ when the US asked for help in the Middle East, and everyone pointed out the planet-sized elephant in the room

Nigel Farage went running to Mar-a-Lago to brief against the UK’s Iran policy, in a move people are calling traitorous – 21 withering condemnations

Belfast comedian Vittorio Angelone absolutely roasted ex-Tory MP Penny Mordaunt to her face for promoting a Saudi arms fair, and it’s squirm-inducing, glorious viewing

Donald Trump whined that the UK is no longer a great ally and accused Keir Starmer of trying “to join wars after we’ve already won” – 20 responses to make you proud to be British

Nigel Farage’s boast that Reform UK raised the most money in 2025 just reminded people that it’s the billionaires’ favourite

Ben Stiller told the White House to remove ‘Tropic Thunder’ from its moronic Iran war video, but his replies to MAGAs in the comments are the real box office gold

Donald Trump used a football team celebration to share made-up facts about the Iran war and it was a massive own goal

Pete Hegseth said Trump had redrawn the global map to create a ‘Greater North America’ and set global alarm bells ringing