Politics p.24

House speaker Mike Johnson just kept a straight face while angrily accusing Democrats of lying to the American people – 16 replies here to eulogize irony

Nigel Farage flounced out of PMQs for good because other MPs keep picking on him – 18 funniest and totally on-point smackdowns

Karoline Leavitt wants you to know that this White House is the most transparent ever – 15 responses that see right through her lies

Donald Trump tried to explain fiber optics and we’re all a little bit dumber now – 17 online tech tudors chime in to offer the President some help

Karoline Leavitt tried to embarrass a reporter with a text thread screenshot and just humiliated the entire White House instead

Robert F Kennedy Jr’s Epstein explanation just went wildly viral again and it’s not the slam dunk he presumably thought it was

Donald Trump made a weird hand gesture while wanging on about ‘drinks and cocktails’ and it reminded everyone of the exact same thing

The leader of far-right Britain First got all nostalgic about 1900s Yorkshire and was schooled into next year

JD Vance sprang to the defence of Pete Hegseth’s ‘Russia flag’ tie and was owned all the way to Men’s Warehouse and back

Donald Trump appeared taken aback that a female reporter had the temerity to ask him a proper question and it was sexism first, America last

JD Vance was asked why he wanted to be Vice President and his answer was as damning as it was totally on-brand

Magas trolled the ‘No Kings’ protestors for basically behaving themselves and it was a self-own visible from space – 14 right royal comebacks

Tommy Robinson didn’t want to ‘get all political’ on his Israel visit but he did anyway and got schooled into next year

Nigel Farage’s outrageous response to Mishal Husain tells you all you need to know about the man and his party – 17 A++ responses

Liz Truss claims she wasn’t really a terrible prime minister; she was thrown under the bus – and there’s just not enough ‘Sure, Jan’ in the world