Politics p.30

Sarah Vine said Rachel Reeves should be sacked for ‘lying’ and global supplies of irony plunged to critical lows

In this week’s least shocking news, former Tory MP Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform UK – 19 votes of no confidence

War on drugs update: Donald Trump just pardoned a next-level cocaine trafficker but appears never to have heard of him

Donald Trump was asked about Pete Hegseth and that ‘second boat strike’ report and his answer was straight from page one of the Trump playbook

Pete Hegseth tried to make a joke about alleged war crimes on Twitter and no one was laughing – 15 dead serious responses

Ant Middleton wants to be Mayor of London but seems confused about what a mayor is – 16 NSFW educational suggestions for him

Pimlico Plumbers ex-pat patriot Charlie Mullins tells British people to abandon the UK for Dubai – 16 responses he can stick in his pipe

Arch Maga Laura Loomer announced that she wants a king, and got a right royal roasting – 17 top takes

Nigel Farage shared his video letter to ‘Broken Britain’, and the enormous self-own was not lost on the nation – 21 frank replies

LBC’s Shelagh Fogarty wanted to double check Nigel Farage isn’t actually a Russian asset and Zia Yusuf’s finger-wagging fury made it all worthwhile

Rachel Reeves totally blanked GB News and their eye-bulging fury just makes the whole thing even better

Karoline Leavitt doubled down that the military must always obey orders and the grim historical comparisons should have everyone on edge

Donald Trump called the Governor of Illinois ‘a big fat slob’ and global supplies of irony hit critical lows – 17 calorific comebacks

Donald Trump said Americans are praying now more than ever and walked straight into these heaven-sent clap backs

Rachel Reeves’ A++ takedown of Nigel Farage was the lone high spot on a Budget day to forget for Labour